1. You can take it off and whip people with it.
2. If your buddy's arm is severed, it can be used to stem the blood flow.
3. Some have funny pictures on them.
4. You can advertise your favorite TV show,
5. Or beer.
6. They can match your date's dress,
7. And if it happens to be pink, you can wear pink without shame.
8. They make it appear you tried to dress up, even if you didn't.
9. They make a great leash.
10. Women love them. ^